Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
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Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
After: Broke from all the albums I buy
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Before: Innocent little girl
After: Pervert
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Before: Cared about what people thought of me
After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
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Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
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Before: Was a fashion terrorist
After: Became a fashionista
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Before:
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
After:
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
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Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
After: OPPAR LOVE ME
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Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
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Before: Had a life
After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
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Before: What is music?
After: I see the light
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Before: Laugh quietly
After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
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Before:
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
After:
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.
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Before:
Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
After:
Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
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Before:
Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
After:
Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
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Before: What is otp? what is ship?
After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
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Before: Ovaries tight and intact
After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
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Before: straight, normal girl
After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
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Before: Nice, gentle person
After: Sarcastic bitch
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Before: Close-minded fool
After: Open-minded viewer of life :)

dbsk: hey i just met you
dbsk: and this is crazy
dbsk: but here's my number
dbsk: so call me maybe
dbsk: LOL JKS SORRY YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER, SO DON'T CALL ME NO MORE.